One of the most humorous posts I’ve read in a while was written by Frank at Fantastic Spanking. He was lamenting the lack of creativity in spanking videos and proposed 10 alternatives:
1. “Now, young lady, you’re in college now! You should know better than to push your little brother into the Grand Canyon!”
2. “Oh my gosh! We’re at the Super Bowl, with billions of people watching on television! This is SO COOL! You MUST spank my on my totally bare bottom right now!”
3. “You over-reported our corporate earnings by HOW MUCH! For that you deserve a good spanking!”
4. “OK, (pant, pant), we’ve cycled over 2,000 miles, over mountains and through deserts (pant, pant). Can I please have that spanking you promised me now?”
5. “You got a ticket for what? Naked gardening? You’re going to get a good spanking for that, mister!”
6. “Now, missy, I know that the boys next door tease you, but that is no reason to fill their house with 2 million bees and then sic a herd of hungry lions on them when they come running out! As your punishment, you’re going to get my belt to your butt!”
7. “So, now that you’ve won a gold medal at the Winter Olympics in figure skating, what are you going to do next?” “I’m going home to get a spanking!”
8. “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!” “Well, you did, so no one else got any. For that, I’m going to take a hairbrush to your bare butt!”
9. “Weren’t you supposed to be in Iowa shilling for U.S. presidential candidate John McCain? Instead you stayed home and played cards! For that, I’m going to spank you but good!”
10. “Instead of cutting the grass, you were doing what? Blogging? Mister, I’m going to give you a good spanking!”
I love those!